- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

My spelling is horrible

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A child walks into a classroom.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

meh

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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