What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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