- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

CAVE JOHNSON.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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