- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

haha black people :D

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

I dont have a girlfriend

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Invisible Children Foundation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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