- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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