What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's 9 + 10 19

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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