"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's 9 + 10 19

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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