4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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