What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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