Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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People with cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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