- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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