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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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