what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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