- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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