How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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if got a joke if fogot it

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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