What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Take wrong turns

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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im gay

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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