Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

I dont have a girlfriend

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

haha black people :D

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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