- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Dwight Howard

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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