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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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