- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do u take sugar?

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

sky's sty

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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