What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Immigration Laws

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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