- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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