that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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