Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Basically

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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when debbie meets downer

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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