- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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