What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Two planes walk into an office building

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A man walks into a vagina

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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