Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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your face

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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