Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Gus's mom

A American seeking into mexico

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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