Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

bryden is a faggot

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Shea's sty....

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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