What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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