A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What would u like to drink?

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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