What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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