what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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