- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

PENIS

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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