- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

I like the color potato.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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