Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A bar walks into a man

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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I'm Polish.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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