Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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