a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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