- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Women's Rights.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

there was once a jew

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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