Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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