Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Religion.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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