- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

angelo snyder is not ga

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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