The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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boner

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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