- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

richard is fag

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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