what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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