- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What would u like to drink?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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