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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

once you go black your credit goes wack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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