- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

CAVE JOHNSON.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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