Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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