What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Womens basketball

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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