roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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ur an fagit

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Your life

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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