pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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darude- sandstorm

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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a ab

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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autistic kids rock

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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