- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Do u take sugar?

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

sky's sty

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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