If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Dumbledore dies.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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