- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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