- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what's white and sticky semen

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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