This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

I just threw up..In my pants.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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