Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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no

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Poker face

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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A van drives into a car.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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i am and me is i

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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