- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Barack Obama is a good president.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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