- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

all the kids had fun

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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