- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Robin, get in the batmobile

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Blacks

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

boobs!

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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