Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

your face is kinda funny

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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