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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why so serious? Your brother died.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

David Cameron

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

The Morman Religion.

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