- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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