- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

My Butthole.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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