Your sex life.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

im saul and i love cock

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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