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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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