- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

what's white and sticky semen

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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