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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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