- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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