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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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