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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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