Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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T u r n i p s

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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