yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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here's a joke... the american education society

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Justin with a hat.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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