oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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AIDS

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Fat people

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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