- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Two planes walk into an office building

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A man walks into a vagina

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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