- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

This is a joke.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

You having friends.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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