- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

your no better than a cockroach

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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