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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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