My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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