- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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