How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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this is stupid .... yep

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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