- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Women's Rights.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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