- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Major League Soccer

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Your sex life.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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