- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Women outside of the kitchen.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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