a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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