What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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