Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

1+1=2

The EPA.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Ian's mind Elevator music

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

A black man walks out of a police station

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

69

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...