- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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