- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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