What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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