- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

no

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Poker face

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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