An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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You know whats funny Aids

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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