- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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