- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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