What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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