Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Jesus Christ

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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