what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right (common knowledge)? That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that changes all of his CNA (Cheerio DNA) into whichever type of cheerio that he wants. However, this machine performs a process that is extraordinarily painful, because that sort of thing would hurt. Anyway. He does it, and the normal flavored cheerio becomes a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, this girl cheerio hates him so much that she invents an identical machine and does the process on herself in order to become a cinnamon-apple cheerio, just so she can avoid this creeper. So, she does it. The boy cheerio is starting to get upset at this because he really wants her. So he tells himself that he will go through the pain for her, and becomes a cinnamon-apple cheerio. She then changes to a honey-nut cheerio! He decides that this is the last time that he will change cheerio type. He does it, and she changes one more time, into a normal cheerio - the kind he originally was. So he says out loud, "Okay, this is really the last time. If she changes again, I will just stay back with my family." So he becomes a normal cheerio again, and she doesn't change fast enough for him to put his moves on her. So, they start dating, and he finally asks her to the Formal Bowl (ahaha, get it, bowl instead of ball). Anyway, they get there and dance intensely for a few hours. They do all different kinds of dances. They do the tango, which was not very good. Also, they square dance, like rednecks. Finally, they get tired and she sends the boy cheerio to the milk bowl (you know, since it's a cereal dance, they have that and punch). He gets there and stands in line for ten minutes. Finally fed up at the really long line, he looks over at the bowl of punch and realizes there is no punch line.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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T u r n i p s

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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