yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Justin with a hat.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

WHAT THE BABIES?!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

here's a joke... the american education society

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

your face

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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