- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What is a jew in space? Dead

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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