- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Girls Lacrosse.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Women's Rights

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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