- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

You all have Aids

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??