What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Female Orgasms

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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